my vag is so smooth its legendary
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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