The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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