I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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