piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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