I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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