Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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