Ambien. No doubt about it.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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