I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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