So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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