brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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