I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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