At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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