so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He called his prostate his "boner button".
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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