And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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