I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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