To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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