I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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