Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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