Ketchup is God's man juice
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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