Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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