you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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