remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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