i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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