why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
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I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Sober January is a disaster.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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