when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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