We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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