i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
