Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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