I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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