i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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