i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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