Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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