So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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