Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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