Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
