yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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