is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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