Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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