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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

its not stalking. its research.

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(217): View more from Illinois

i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.

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(631): View more from New York

Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.

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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.

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(314): View more from Missouri

You are a booty call, not a friend.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.

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She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”

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