period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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