I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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