dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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