Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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