VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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