if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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