you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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