so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I am available for nakedness
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
