This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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