my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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