just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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