Don't you send me to vm
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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