Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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