my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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operation have a gay friend backfired
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You made out with two different species that night
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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