I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
How's work?
Spinning.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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