Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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