I cannot find my penis.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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